You don't expect me to stay with these weirdos?
Don't worry, l once had to spend a lot of time with them myself.
And their behaviours can make you feel like you're a real woman.
So what are you trying to say?
Can't you keep quiet, or l'll lock you up!
l'd prefer that to losing my virginity!
What do you mean, Curly?
Don't call me names. My name is John.
Why are you worrying about your virginity?
l figured that from what she said,
your behaviours would make me feel like a real woman.
Shouldn't l be worried, then?
Really? So you're looking for trouble here.
Fast Buck, where are your manners?
That'll teach him.
You're all educated - teach him some manners.
Why don't we take a walk in the garden?
- Sorry, no. - That sweet talk won't work!
You should know how she feels about all of you.
Shut up!
You might stop me talking, but not thinking.
Hold this.
l'll shut him up.
They'll both have to stay here for a while.
And...and you?
l'm still on the case.
l thank all of you on behalf of the police force.
- We don't expect that! - What are friends for?
Just something to grease the palm.
Shut up or l'll shut you up, too.
Since you're staying l'll show you upstairs.
My room's the cleanest room in the house.
lt's big enough for two.
You can stay in Kevin's room, and he'll sleep in this living room.
What about me? l can't be silent any more.
Don't worry, they'll find a room for you somewhere.
l'm clean and healthy. l'm particular about where l sleep.
l don't intend to catch the pox!
Weren't you gonna shut him up? He's chattering like a monkey.
Did you concentrate your thoughts on him?
- No. - What were you thinking of?
- That girl. - No wonder she can't speak.
All right, having listened to you, l've reached a conclusion.
You gentlemen are sheep in wolves' clothing.
Horny but chicken. l think they won't hurt me.
- Miss Wang... - lt's all right. Don't worry.
l'll be OK. Go back to your job, l promise l'll stay.
She's right, you'd better go.
As a guardian of the law, your citizens need you.
l'll go to my room.
- l'll carry your case. - Thanks.
You first.
l've got to go. Anyone gonna see me out to the car?
- Thanks a lot. - A pleasure.
Come on!
Here they come.
Come on.
One, two, three.
- You hit me! - So what? You fat louse!
- One more step and l'll kill you! - Come on, then!
- You're asking for it. - You really hit me!
Stop!
Let go. l wanna kill the bastard.
- Come on! - Leave him alone! Leave him alone!
- How dare you?! - lt wasn't me!
Let go...
- Can you stop him, please?! - You're a dead man!
- Stop fighting, will you? - Don't stop me!
- Please stop! - Don't stop me.
- lt wasn't your business! - Let go!
- You two, stop fighting! - Come on out!
- l'll kill you! - Stop that! Stop that.
- Let me go! - Please stop!
- Come on, you fat louse. - l'm gonna kill you!
Stop fighting each other!
No way, l won't.
- Just put down your hands first. - Sure.
- Stop fighting! - Stop fighting!
- Serves you right, fatty! - My hands are too hot.
Sorry.
lt's none of your business! Go to hell!
Why did you hit Sandy?
Stop! l'll kill you!
What's wrong?
- You all right? - lt's blood, but l'll be all right.
You're coughing blood!
lt's nothing, cos this is for defending you.
- Why did he hit you like that? - l've no idea, but l'm going to die.
Before l die, can you do one thing for me?
- Sure. - l've never kissed a girl before.
Will you kiss me?
Please?! l'm going to die.
Coughing blood? That's my trick! What will l do, then?!
l thought you forgot, so l did it. l still haven't kissed her yet.
Stop fighting! l'm really scared. Why are they not soft?
What was that?!
You crazy sex maniacs!
- What's going on? - Miss Wang's found a rat.
She's trying to catch it in her room.
Don't just stand there - help her! Chi-chi! l'm coming.
l'll catch it! l'll protect you!
Where...
Women?! They're hopeless.
More, more.
Watch it, dummy!
- There's a fire, help! - There's a fire!
- lt's a stick-up. - Shut up.
- There's a fire. - You all right?
l'm all right.
- How come you're all here? - We had to think of you.
Don't waste time now.
- We've got to find a way out. - We'll jump through the window.
No, it's too hard, she'll hurt herself.
What should we do? Do you have any other ideas?
All right, this is no time for modesty - get undressed,
we'll make a rope and climb down.
Hurry up!
Why aren't you...?
lt's silk. lt won't be any good for making a rope.
Really? Let me have a look.
Silk is highly flammable, go and make your body and hair wet!
Just do it! Hurry up!
Hurry!
- We've made it. - We've made it.
- Have you made the rope? - Yeah, we have.
Quick!
- l've dropped the sheets! - How could you be so careless?
This place is full of smoke now!
Go get a wet towel to seal the door.
- Come on, Fast Buck! - Hurry up!
- Come on, hurry! - Hurry!
- Hurry!
There are no more towels left!
- Now what? - Here, take this one.
- Roundhead's fainted! - lt was too much for him.
- Fast Buck, you're useless. - Does it work?
The smoke is still pouring in.
What are we gonna do?
We might make it, if can get out from this door.
- But l've got an idea. - What is it?
But it can only save one person -
lie underwater in the bath tub and use this straw to breathe.
Not you, you coward.
lt's not for me. We must save Miss Wang,
Go and do what Kevin just said.
We'll try and get out of here to find some extinguishers.
- There's no time to hesitate. Quick! - Right?
Go on, hurry.
Come on, lift Roundhead.
Miss Wang, why aren't you in the tub yet? Hurry up!
Come on.
Let's go.
You first.
We've made it this time.
- What's that? Something's burning? - Nothing's wrong. Go back inside.
Come on.
- Have you put out the fire? - Not yet. lt's still burning.
l meant...
Help yourselves, don't wait for me.
l should really thank you for saving my life.
- What? - Nothing.
Sit down, then.
- Do you think l'm an idiot? - Of course!
That's fine. l just wanted to make it clear.
Sit down.
What are you talking about?
Nothing. Just kidding around. Tuck in.
- Tuck in, Miss Wang. - Tuck in.
Don't worry, l just wanna get rid of this chicken's bottom.
Miss, you're a great cook.
l agree. She's also beautiful and tasty.
- What did you say? - Say that again.
l said ''the price of houses is so low,
''we could save up enough to buy a new apartment.''
l meant to say the chicken's tough, so l ate it all.
- All right? - What?
- What did l say? - Nonsense.
Guess it was.
l heard what you said, l can't be tasty -
it's the wrong word, but you could say my food's tasty.
l see. You look so good l'd like to eat you.
Roundhead, you're rambling again.
OK, l'll get it right.
Last night, when we saw your body, we loved it.
He's only kidding.
l'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our house.
- Welcome! - And there'll be no more fires.
Yeah, because we never use the same trick twice!
l'll shut up and eat my food.
We're going to the rehearsal after lunch.
Anyone want to join us?
But we wouldn't know what to do on the stage.
Pity, there are lots of pretty girls.
lt doesn't hurt to learn acting, does it?
- Our jobs cost taxpayers millions. - l don't think so.
Then you're wrong.
Your monthly salary, rent for quarters, your gun and bullets -
they all cost money.
All right, carry on.
All this money is meant to protect good citizens from crime,
but we're doing the reverse - we're protecting criminals!
l'm fed up with those damn cops. So-called police protection.
l've lost $40 million because of them.
Good job l can trust you.
Have you sorted it out?
All sorted. Every family, 20 grand a month.
l'm going out, don't let the cops follow.
Let's go.
That's not Lau.
lt must be. Let's take a look.
Turn back!
The motorbikes!
l'm no hero, l'm a cop. One of us will get you.
Your orders were to protect Lau,
but he was killed right in front of you.
We didn't see it, Chief. He was already dead.
lt was his fault, he tried to shake us off.
Forget it, you're off the case.
You'll help lnspector Woo.
Don't forget, your job is to prevent crime.
Understood, sir.
Amy will explain what's involved.
l must go to rehearsals. She'll help you.
She's pretty.
Which group would you like to join?
Don't join the theatre group, or you'll end up as my props!
Theatre group!
You'll regret it.
Fill in these forms, you'll get your membership card next week.
- Amy, you're so helpful. - OK, that's enough.
Thanks, Amy.
Sorry, Amy. l've sprained my wrist so l can't write.
- Would you fill it in for me? - Of course.
- Your name? - Alain.
- Surname? - lt's Delon. Alain Delon.
Your parents name you that?
No, as soon as l was born the nurses called me that.
Don't know why.
But my friends agree the name fits me very well.
- Really. Your birth place? - Canton.
Canton? How do you spell that?
You don't know how to spell Canton? Let me show you.
OK.
Fill in the form yourself, you stupid boy.
Name: Rawhide lD No: B2560136 Age: 28 and 96 months
Rawhide, your age is wrong.
- What's wrong with it? - ''28 and 96 months''?
- That's none of your business. - Stop.
''Judo Room''
- Let's change our clothes. - What clothes?
- Judo kits. - So you know Judo?
- No. - Forget it.
- Looks like fun. - Count me out.
Come on!
Find a place and sit down.
ln Judo, you defeat your opponents by using your brain, not your fists.
Keeping the balance is the key.
l'll do a couple of demonstrations today.
l need a partner, any volunteers?
Step over here.
Me?
You seem to be pretty tough.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
You must be tired, sit down.
Not me. On your feet.
Very nice!
She's fantastic.
Who else wants a try?
Me!
How about the big fellow?
Me? No, l can't.
Let me demonstrate what's called the deflection move.
Go on, Fast Buck, get a grope.
No, l really can't.
Don't worry, l'll be gentle. Come on.
- Please, don't force me. - Come on.
Sorry, l'm not used to having a girl on top.
Sorry.
Would anyone else like to try?
- Please, show me how to do it! - Please, show me!
Kevin, having fun?
l was playing with my fingers, not much fun here.
- Why is that? - The actors haven't arrived yet.
Who plays the lead?
l'm the star, but my co-star, who plays Juliet's brother
and his men are not here yet.
Wait no more. Forget them, we'll do it.
You're the director, shall we begin?
They ought to replace you. You, play Romeo?
- Why not? - Why, yes, you fool?
- l know it's a crazy idea... - What?
Sorry, that's the wrong word. Not crazy, marvellous!
l want to inject new ideas into this Shakespeare play.
Her beauty needn't be matched by Romeo's.
So it would give hope to a not-so-attractive audience.
Right!
Why don't you let us help you make this masterpiece?
That would be great! You play Juliet's brother and his men.
Just try to make it flow, so Romeo can improve his acting skills.
What? So we're really props, then.
That doesn't matter, does it? Let's start.
OK, we'll start from where Romeo meets Juliet's brother.
Romeo, they are coming.
Romeo, so you do have the courage to face reality.
Show me your... Show me your...
- Face! - Your face.
There's love and honesty in my face.
Even if l had no courage that would also show in my face.
Strike him! He's too... He's too...
- Arrogant. - He's too arrogant!
You can't even read, how can you be on stage?
That's not in the script.
Of course, it's not in the script.
l said it because you're all hopeless.
They're illiterate, how can we do this?
Why can't illiterates be actors? Do you know all the words?
Not all of them, but most of them.
Do you know the word for night soil and water?
You don't know?
Fertiliser.
Stuff your face with it. There's a shorter word for it.
This is a very easy word, and you don't know it.
l tell you, it doesn't even exist.
Forget it. Let's get on with Romeo and Juliet.
Look, it's a rehearsal, and we offered to fill in.
lf we blow the lines, just ignore them, right?
Good idea!
Let's continue, then.
- Where were we? - Who's next?
He's too arrogant.
l beg you, brother, please don't fight him.
lf he's hurt, l'll suffer as much as he.
Juliet, fear not! For your love l'd gladly die.
- Romeo. - Juliet.
Juliet, l am the leader of the Capulets.
l cannot bear to see you fall in love with a demon.
Look at me, this face is so twisted with worry.
Romeo is not a demon, he's not!
He is the devil's brother!
Right! Kill him! Kill the swine!
l can't take it any more.
Juliet.
Romeo, you should be holding her!
lf you don't wanna do that, we can do it.
- Yeah! - Are you gay?
Even gays don't treat a girl like that.
Say it to him, not me!
- Sorry. - You're sorry? Are you really?
What are you doing?
lt's these glasses. l'll go home to get my contact lenses.
You're Romeo, not Zatoichi the blind swordsman!
- Right? - Right.
lf wasn't for art l wouldn't be with you Philistines!
- Your coffee. - Thanks.
- l've got a letter for Miss Wang. - That's me.
- Miss Chi-chi Wang? - That's right.
Sign here.
- Who's the letter for? - Me, of course.
Didn't mean to be nosy.
- Why are you back? - For my contact lenses.
No need to shout. Who's the letter for?
- Shut up, or l'll kick you out. - Really? Go on, kick me out!
lt's two blank sheets of paper.
You didn't kick me out, l'm still here.
Piss off!
lt's blood, you bastard! Maybe you can make me bleed,
but you can never get me out of here with one kick.
When l was about to shoot, someone came in.
Rick, are you all right?
- A suspicious postman just left. - Really?
- Where is he? - l couldn't find him.
Let's go upstairs first.
May l help you, sir?
Where is the toilet?
- To your right. - Thank you.
Hello?
Anyone there?
You sure? He pointed a gun at you in the toilet?
Yes, it was a real gun.
Did he do anything?
She could've been raped and killed by him!
Let's take a look.
lt's the ladies toilet.
- That's why we have to take a look. - l get it.
What's your hurry?
That's him.
Careful, he might have a gun.
So you are not blind! (Speaking Japanese)
- What did he say? - lt's Japanese.
Freeze!
Hurry, hurry...
We've got to save Roundhead, somehow.
- How? - Distract the guy's attention.
That's right. Try it.
All right.
Hello there! (Speaking Japanese)
l just tried. lt didn't work.
He's out of bullets!
Hold it!
Police! Down, everyone!
l know you're out of ammo - so give up.
Muscles is wounded.
- What do we do? - Help him.
- l can't, they have guns. - Don't worry.
Go on, get him!
No, l'll be OK!
l'm OK. lt's only blood.
Painful?
lt doesn't hurt at all.
Because my whole damn body is numb.
Wonderful! Great! Super!
- Who's the smart-ass that pushed me? - l didn't.
You help Muscles. We'll get the other guy.
Come on!
He's still alive.
- Fast Buck, forget the manners! - Beat him up!
Get him!
Fast Buck, thanks a lot.
You're welcome.
Are you all right?
- lt's OK. - Are you all right?
Let me lock those guys up first.
Let me! l'll do it! l can do it!
- l don't believe it! - l don't believe it!